Please Tell Me That's Pudding

I should know better than to ask, "What's this on the wall/floor/ceiling/baby", but it's always the first thing out of my mouth.  Every great once in a while, I'm pleasantly surprised by the answer.  Maybe, "relieved" is a better term than "pleasantly surprised."

Please tell me that's pudding.  I won't even ask you to explain why you were eating it in the bathroom.  Just...please...