Thursday, March 6, 2014
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Note To Self #4
The Girl: What you doing Daddy?
Me: The dishes.
The Girl: You need help?
Me: I'd love some help if you want to.
The Girl: I not want to. Bye-bye.
Me: The dishes.
The Girl: You need help?
Me: I'd love some help if you want to.
The Girl: I not want to. Bye-bye.
Note to Self: Never give the kids options. It leaves an easy out.
To be fair, she had a makeover she needed to attend.
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Safety First
A parent can never be too careful when it comes to baby-proofing the house. There are dangerous obstacles everywhere you turn. That coffee table with your hipster photography book on it sitting over there? A new baby learning how to walk is the perfect height for catastrophe. One failed footstep and your baby is blind.
For the rest of her life!
Do you want that to happen? I didn't think so. Those electrical outlets? Better plug 'em up quick, 'cause that three-pronged outlet is a one-way ticket to toddlercution. And just because those throw pillows look soft and harmless doesn't mean they're not waiting to kill your child. Once your child figures out how to unzip the cover, it's only a matter of time before she pulls out the stuffing and chokes on it or puts the case over her head.
You can never be too safe.
That's why we take precaution when Libby watches Netflix:
For the rest of her life!
She's upset just thinking about it.
Do you want that to happen? I didn't think so. Those electrical outlets? Better plug 'em up quick, 'cause that three-pronged outlet is a one-way ticket to toddlercution. And just because those throw pillows look soft and harmless doesn't mean they're not waiting to kill your child. Once your child figures out how to unzip the cover, it's only a matter of time before she pulls out the stuffing and chokes on it or puts the case over her head.
You can never be too safe.
That's why we take precaution when Libby watches Netflix:
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