Brown-Noser

Disposable baby diapers are wonderful.  They're cheap, handy, and easy to dispose of.  In fact, they're so easy to dispose of that even a baby can do it.  And, unless you duct tape that diaper to her, your baby will dispose of it.

We almost made it halfway through the month before something gross happened.  This is the price you pay for two weeks without poop, pee, or puke related mayhem.   I'm no rocket surgeon or neuro-scientist, but babies must be born without olfactory perception.  That's the only way I can understand how a child can blow-out her diaper, smear it all over her nose and continue smiling.  It must have been a parent that came up with the phrase "shit-eating grin".