Caleb: I am excited about how much you love playing Assassin's Creed Black Flag. Even better, you haven't actually assassinated anybody yet. Sure, you've blown up hundreds of ships that were probably carrying just as many passengers, but it's a detached form of assassination and I'm cool with that.
Leah: What can I say. Your love of Batman is exceeded only by your love for dressing up like a Princess. I'm not sure what's going on with the biker jacket.
Elizabeth: Somehow, I let your Mom talk me in to potty-training you--a chore that is made less painful every time your rise from your Elmo Potty saying "Empty." On a side note: What kind of creepy monster snorkels in the toilet tank?
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