Who's The Old Guy?

If you want to feel old (and who doesn't?) take your kid to the park.  If following your kid around the slides and freaking out every time she climbs something intended for children twice her age doesn't make you feel ancient just stop and take a look around.  Everybody else looks like they just got their driver's license. 

In fact, I've tried telling myself that every body just got their driver's license.  Maybe all the babysitters got together and decided, "Hey, like, let's all go like, to the park today and stuff."  Yeah, well they didn't.  They're all parents and you're old.  You're the old, creepy guy at the park that's thinking about babysitters.