Let's talk Boy Scouts. We recently signed our son up for the scout program, partly to get him away from the t.v., but mainly to get him some exposure to social interaction; he's a loner. So far it's been an "okay" activity. He argues about going, but once we get there, he usually enjoys himself. Then, last week, they dropped the popcorn bomb on us.
Now, I like popcorn. The more butter...the more better. But what makes an 11 oz. bag worth ten dollars? Honestly, you're basically eating air. Delicious, butter-soaked air, but air nonetheless. They try to make it fun for the kids and give out prizes based on how much crap they sell. The first level prize is a little wristband and headlamp, so your child can dress up like a coal miner that enjoys biking.
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If you want to raise funds for your scouts, raise the cost to join. You shouldn't be hitting up other people to fund your child's activities. If you'd like to fund my child's activities, please click here.
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I have multiple problems with school fundraising. Between an hour bus ride home and two hours of homework, when exactly are they supposed to be selling this stuff? Here's another thing: Who are they supposed to sell it to? Every kid in town is pushing the same product. It's called over-saturation and it kills profits. Some people like to argue in favor of fundraising as if it will avoid a tax increase. Don't try to tell me that if my kid doesn't sell enough pizzas then taxes will be raised. Taxes, like so many pizza doughs, are self-rising. They will be raised regardless of how many "Gourmet" pizzas we sell.
When it comes to raising funds, whether it be the boy scouts popcorn or the school's pizza, I do make sure that these papers are taken to the streets.....
....in a large garbage truck.
Disclaimer: If any girl scouts are reading this, please disregard. Those coconut cookies are the shit. Keep 'em coming.
I agree with you Lou. I think fund raising is the pits. All it does is make the parents and grandparents have to purchase all that crap. I really do like the way you put it to the street. Great thinking.
ReplyDeletehaha. I agree. we've only had one so far, but I feel GUILTY when I brought it up to people. I just put it on the table at work. if they wanted it, ok. if not, ok. I don't buy, because I don't NEED any of that stuff. then, I feel like a heel. there's no winning in my conscience lol.
ReplyDeleteI love these popcorn fundraising tips! I'll surely keep these in mind when we start our fundraising.
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